History Quotes / SchlockMercenary

19th Jan '16 6:53:30 AM Nohbody
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from the 2015 calendar
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'''Maxim 43:''' If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.\\

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'''Maxim 45:''' The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.\\ '''Maxim 46:''' Don't try to save money by conserving ammunition.\\

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'''Maxim 48:''' If it ain't broke, it hasn't been issued to the infantry.\\
18th Dec '15 6:04:16 AM Nohbody
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forgot the line break
'''Maxim 64:''' An ounce of sniper is worth a pound of suppressing fire.
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'''Maxim 64:''' An ounce of sniper is worth a pound of suppressing fire.\\
18th Dec '15 6:03:56 AM Nohbody
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From an interview with Howard, here.
'''Maxim 51:''' Let them see you sharpen the sword before you fall on it.
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'''Maxim 51:''' Let them see you sharpen the sword before you fall on it. it.\\ '''Maxim 64:''' An ounce of sniper is worth a pound of suppressing fire. '''Maxim 68:''' Negotiating from a position of strength does not mean you shouldn’t also negotiate from a position near the exits.
8th Oct '15 9:21:07 AM dalek955
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->'''Captain Tagon:''' I've been surprised enough today. Gimme a way to be surprising.
1st Jul '15 3:39:31 PM Eps05
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'''General Tagon:''' I sure hope not, ''captain.'' If you have to get your hands dirty on the little jobs, you've failed at your biggest job.\\ '''Captain Tagon:''' ''[to Kevyn]]'' Take this moment, and then close your eyes and try to imagine my entire childhood.
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'''General '''Commodore Tagon:''' I sure hope not, ''captain.'' If you have to get your hands dirty on the little jobs, you've failed at your biggest job.\\ '''Captain Tagon:''' ''[to Kevyn]]'' Kevyn]'' Take this moment, and then close your eyes and try to imagine my entire childhood.
2nd Jun '15 9:07:37 AM dalek955
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'''Bunningus:''' In the context of the medical weirdness going on here, I have to ask a stupid question: Was he a plant like a spy, or a plant like a preambulatory asparagus?\\
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'''Bunningus:''' '''Bunnigus:''' In the context of the medical weirdness going on here, I have to ask a stupid question: Was he a plant like a spy, or a plant like a preambulatory asparagus?\\

->'''Legs:''' I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal one''.
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->'''Legs:''' I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal one''. ''steal'' one.

'''Bunningus:''' That was before we stole their gunship.
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'''Bunningus:''' '''Bunnigus:''' That was before we stole their gunship.gunship. ->'''Kevyn:''' Can do, but I might have to suit up myself in order to hit an 0900 departure.\\ '''General Tagon:''' I sure hope not, ''captain.'' If you have to get your hands dirty on the little jobs, you've failed at your biggest job.\\ '''Captain Tagon:''' ''[to Kevyn]]'' Take this moment, and then close your eyes and try to imagine my entire childhood.
31st Mar '15 8:24:28 PM Brickman
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->'''Kathryn:''' Is the gunship ''really'' necessary, boys?\\ '''Thug:''' If you noticed it, then yes, it's necessary. ->'''Rafe:''' But you can ''fly''. Why would you ''walk'' anywhere?\\ '''Legs:''' Do you know what we call flying soldiers on the battlefield?\\ '''Rage:''' Air support?\\ '''Legs:''' Skeet. ->'''Kathryn:''' Hmph. Well, the good news is that I can now start killing and not feel in the least bit guilty. The bad news is I'm not going to feel the least bit guilty about the killing I'm about to do. ->'''Murtaugh:''' I would like to arrest your entire team, but I'm willing to settle for killing you if that's more to your preference. ->'''Kathryn:''' He was a ''plant''.\\ '''Bunningus:''' In the context of the medical weirdness going on here, I have to ask a stupid question: Was he a plant like a spy, or a plant like a preambulatory asparagus?\\ '''Kathryn:''' Ah. The spy kind. Good question, though. ->'''Legs:''' I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal one''. ->'''Schlock:''' I thought we were letting them arrest us, because everything would turn out for the best that way.\\ '''Bunningus:''' That was before we stole their gunship.
12th Mar '15 8:46:23 AM dalek955
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->'''Spook #2:''' We've talked about this, Willis. You are not allowed to enjoy your job by making murder puns.
10th Mar '15 5:34:01 PM Landis
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'''Maxim 49:''' Every client is one missed payment away from being a target.\\
14th Feb '15 11:19:18 AM Brickman
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->'''Admiral Emm:''' ''You'' have a conscience?\\ '''Kowalski:''' It's vestigal. It's only good for giving me twinges of guilt when I'm being really effective. ->'''Kathryn:''' ''We're blind.'' What's around the next corner? Is it a J.S.C. murder-squad?\\ (Person runs past screaming and on fire)\\ '''Murtaugh:''' Short-range sensors say yes. ->'''Ennesby:''' I'm recalibrating the word "big" for any future conversations I have with you, Lieutenant Flinders. ->'''Sorlie:''' Live capture it is, then. That seems simple enough.\\ '''Kathryn:''' Is it so simple that the enemy will have already planned for it?\\ '''Murtaugh:''' I'm sorry, Captain Sorlie. Junior officers are why we can't have nice things. ->'''Sorlie:''' You can order people to be brilliant?\\ '''Murtaugh:''' Shhh... As long as ''they'' think I can, I get pretty good results. ->'''Admiral Chu:''' My name is going to become a curse word far more potent than "scrambled eggs."\\ '''Chica:''' It's a great thing you're doing. One-syllable curses are very efficient. ->'''Sorlie:''' Before I die, I want to do something ''besides'' admire how much smarter than me our enemy is.
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