Quotes / Sarcastic Devotee

"So, uh, this your first day on the job or what? Y'know, I feel just heaps better knowing that our lives are in your capable hands. ...We're all gonna die."
Rattrap, Beast Wars

"Sir, I think you may have a problem with your brain being missing."
Zoe Washburne to Malcolm Reynolds, "The Train Job", Firefly

Vila: Blake would be proud of you, you know.
Avon: I know. But then he never was very bright.

Something about Jake commands respect. Not from me, of course. He's been my best friend forever. I was with him when he was nine and ate an entire pie on a bet and ended up blowing blueberries for an hour.
Marco, Animorphs 25

"I am sworn to carry your burdens..."
Lydia (whenever you use her as a packmule), The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim