Sans: you made papyrus cry like a baby.
Papyrus: WHAT!! I DIDN'T CRY!!! I DON'T CRY!! I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
Sans: what did you catch?
Papyrus: TEARS!!!
Papyrus: WHAT!! I DIDN'T CRY!!! I DON'T CRY!! I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
Sans: what did you catch?
Papyrus: TEARS!!!
Goddammit, who let all these chopped onions and dust mites into the room all of a sudden?
Twilight Sparkle: Are you crying?
Shining Armor: Of course not, it's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.
Shining Armor: Of course not, it's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.
A minute passed before she broke away. She turned her back to me before I could see her face.
'“All good?” I asked.
“Peachy,” she said, without looking at me. She stretched, then wiped at her eyes. “smudged my makeup, where I painted my eyelids black inside my mask, smearing it across your shoulder.”
I played along. “I always liked the lenses. The goggles, if you want to call them that.”
'“All good?” I asked.
“Peachy,” she said, without looking at me. She stretched, then wiped at her eyes. “smudged my makeup, where I painted my eyelids black inside my mask, smearing it across your shoulder.”
I played along. “I always liked the lenses. The goggles, if you want to call them that.”
If I was sniffling, manly sniffling mind you, then I would be glad for the rain. IF.
I'm not crying! I'm sweating through my eyes!
— Buford, Phineas and Ferb
Hawkeye: Are you alright, Colonel?
Mustang: Yeah, I'm fine. Except... it's a terrible day for rain.
Hawkeye: What do you mean? It's not raining.
Mustang: Yes... it is. (a Single Tear flows down his face)
Hawkeye: Oh, so it is.
Mustang: Yeah, I'm fine. Except... it's a terrible day for rain.
Hawkeye: What do you mean? It's not raining.
Mustang: Yes... it is. (a Single Tear flows down his face)
Hawkeye: Oh, so it is.
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
that's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around and are searching for you
They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness, they're Tears of Joy, I'm just laughing!
Haa, haa, ha ha, haa....
that's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around and are searching for you
They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness, they're Tears of Joy, I'm just laughing!
Haa, haa, ha ha, haa....
—"I'm Not Crying", Flight of the Conchords
Justin Tan: "You have a... cat and my allergies are kicking in. (he and Zack burst into Inelegant Blubbering)"
Zack: "It feels like it's leaking in here, so is it raining outside?"
— Buzzfeed, "I'm Not Crying"
I'm not crying! Somebody put TEARS ON MY PILLOW!!
— Dan Avidan, recounting how he'd pretend not to be mad as a child, Game Grumps
I swear I'm not crying, my eyeballs are just pissing!
— Bob, after he is welcomed back to the crew, SMG4, "Christmas 2018: The Most Important Thing"
"Allergies."
— Puss in Boots, The Three Diablos
"I must be allergic to it."
— Scamper, crying after receiving a plant, Igor
"I wasn't crying. A bug flew in my eye, and when I took my glasses off, someone threw a good and plenty into my other eye."
"Something in my eye."
— Charles "Trip" Tucker, Star Trek: Enterprise
"I'm trying not to cry. There's just something in my eye."
— Songdrops, "Now You're Gone"
"I'm fine, there's just something in my eye."
— Katrina Beaufort, Shining and Sweet
