Sarah Jane: Does he still stroke bits of the TARDIS?
Rose: Yeah, yeah, he does! I'm like, "D'you two want to be alone?"
Rose: Yeah, yeah, he does! I'm like, "D'you two want to be alone?"
— Doctor Who, two companions discuss the Doctor's one true love
"Look at you. Oh, you sexy thing."
— The Eleventh Doctor to the TARDIS, not exactly dispelling the above impression.
The Doctor: Oh, sorry, d'you have a name?
The TARDIS: Seven hundred years, finally, he asks!
The Doctor: Well, what do I call you?
The TARDIS: I think you call me... Sexy.
The Doctor: ...only when we're alone!
The TARDIS: We are alone.
The Doctor: Huh. (smirks) C'mon then, Sexy.
The TARDIS: Seven hundred years, finally, he asks!
The Doctor: Well, what do I call you?
The TARDIS: I think you call me... Sexy.
The Doctor: ...only when we're alone!
The TARDIS: We are alone.
The Doctor: Huh. (smirks) C'mon then, Sexy.
— Doctor Who, again, when the spirit of the TARDIS is transferred into a human woman.
The Doctor: (utterly delighted) She's a woman... and she's the TARDIS!
Amy: ...did you wish really hard?
The Doctor: S-shut up, not like that!
The TARDIS: Hello! I'm... Sexy.
The Doctor: (embarrassed) ...still shut up.
Amy: ...did you wish really hard?
The Doctor: S-shut up, not like that!
The TARDIS: Hello! I'm... Sexy.
The Doctor: (embarrassed) ...still shut up.
Clara: This is the Doctor we're talking about. He's in a co-dependent relationship with a screwdriver. I mean, if he had to choose between an enormous, complicated machine he could fix with a toolkit and a girl, who would he go with?
The TARDIS: [high-pitched beeping, lights flicker]
Clara: ...yeah, you're right. Both of them. Using the same toolkit.
The TARDIS: [high-pitched beeping, lights flicker]
Clara: ...yeah, you're right. Both of them. Using the same toolkit.
Shepard: I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now. [...] I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.
Joker: I'm just havin' a little fun with ya, Commander. No need to go all "Unnatural!" on me.
EDI: What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally-induced courtship behavior.
Joker: Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.