'Wizard'? Are you kidding me? Wizards do parlor tricks. I throttle the heavens!
— Sarda, 8-Bit Theater
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
"You really outta dress the part if you're a wizard."
"MIND YOUR MANNERS, son! I've got a TALL, POINTY HAT!"
— Elrod of Melvinbone, Cerebus
"If you really could perform powerful magic spells, like create like gold or some shit with the flick of a finger, would you really go around wearing a dumb-ass hat like that? I think not."