Quotes / Robe and Wizard Hat

'Wizard'? Are you kidding me? Wizards do parlor tricks. I throttle the heavens!
Sarda, 8-Bit Theater

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...

"You really outta dress the part if you're a wizard."
Gilgamesh, on Golbez, a Tin Tyrant, in Dissidia 012 Duodecim

"MIND YOUR MANNERS, son! I've got a TALL, POINTY HAT!"
Elrod of Melvinbone, Cerebus

"If you could really perform powerful magic spells and create like gold or some shit with the flick of a finger, would you really go around wearing a dumb-ass hat like that? I doubt it."
Mike Matei praising Knights of the Round for averting this trope, "Top 10 Obscure SNES Gems"

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