'Wizard'? Are you kidding me? Wizards do parlor tricks. I throttle the heavens!
— Sarda, 8-Bit Theater
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
'You really outta dress the part if you're a wizard.'
MIND YOUR MANNERS, son! I've got a TALL, POINTY HAT!
— Elrod of Melvinbone, Cerebus