Quotes / Ripped from the Headlines

Homer: Hey, when do we get the check for this?
Marge: Well, they said they changed it just enough so they don't have to pay us.
The Simpsons, "Bart the Murderer" (watching "Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story" Docu-drama)

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