Quotes / Right on Queue

Live-Action TV

Kermit: "I was wondering if you could tell me what is it like to be the last person in line for this game?"

Woman 1: "Boy, am I last?!"

Kermit: "Uh, yes, ma'am, you are."

Woman 1: "Oh, well, you must understand, you see. It was a terrible morning."

Kermit: "Terrible morning, huh?"

Woman 1: "Yes, the car broke down and I couldn't get a babysitter."

Kermit: "Yeah, that's quite a bad morning, ma'am."

Woman 1: "Wait a minute."

Kermit: "What?"

Woman 1: "You are standing behind me."

Kermit: "What?"

Woman 1: "That means, you, frog, are last."

Kermit: "No, no, I'm just standing here talking to people."

Woman 1: "Now, don't worry! I am sure you will get a seat even though you are last!"

(later)

Kermit: "Pardon me, sir, what is it like to be first in this line?"

Man 1: "Well, uh, he's... He's not first. Actually, I am."

Man 2: "What? What do ya mean you're first? I'm standing here, aren't I?"

Man 1: "Well, yes, you see, but I was first. I just stepped out to speak to my friend here."

Woman 2: "Actually, dear, y'know, I think the frog is first."

Kermit: "No, uh, I'm from Sesame Street."

Man 1: "It doesn't matter where you're from, sir. You're first."

Man 2: "I thought I was first."

Woman 2: "No, the frog's first."

Sesame Street

Crowley: See, problem with the old place was most of the inmates were masochists already. A lot of "thank you, sir. Can I have another hot spike up the jacksie?" But just look at them. No one likes waiting in line.
Castiel: And what happens when they reach the front?
Crowley: Nothing. They go right back to the end again. That's efficiency.

— Supernatural

Western Animation

Lana: "Ugh! Lincoln, this is lame! Can't we go do something fun?"

Lincoln: "Right after we wait in this really short line to get Rip's autograph."

Lucy: "Is the really short line at the end of this really long line?"

— The Loud House, "Mall of Duty"

Stand in line to take a pee, never any privacy!

— The Loud House Ending Theme

You know, this is the line for the bathroom.

— Background Character after SpongeBob and Patrick get in the wrong line, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Roller Cowards"

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