Quotes / "Rashomon"-Style

Marge: Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
Homer: That's not how I remember it!
The Simpsons, "Thirty Minutes over Tokyo"

"Oh no no, now we gotta hear another of the story from a unique point of view?!"
Andre, Victorious, "Who Did It To Trina"

Riker: We can't both be telling the truth.
Troi: It is the truth... as you each remember it.
Riker: Yes, but her version puts a noose around my neck.
Star Trek: The Next Generation, "A Matter of Perspective"