->''"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to [[GunboatDiplomacy decide is who to nuke]]. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe... when he desires them."''
-->--'''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAnDRecreation''

->''"Yes, General, I ''am'' masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"''
-->-- '''President Callahan''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->''"You can twist my words, but I can twist that knee until it pops!"''
-->-- '''President Ackerman''', ''{{Red Alert}}: 3''

->''"Of course the first four years are easy. You don't do anything except try to get re-elected... The next four years you wonder why the hell you wanted to be re-elected. And after that you go into the insurance business and you're all set."''
-->-- '''President Wintergreen''', ''OfTheeISing''

->'''Cat:''' I thought you guys said Kennedy was a great Prez!\\
'''Kryten:''' He was.\\
'''Rimmer:''' He was also an inveterate womanizer. His affairs were legendary. They only came out after his death.\\
'''Kryten:''' Every man has his weak spot, his AchillesHeel.\\
'''Rimmer:''' Kennedy's was just... higher up.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Tikka to Ride"

->'''Winifred''': ''(snatches a TV and [[TantrumThrowing smashes it]])'' FUCK YOU!\\
'''Conrad''': Leave it alone! What did television ever do to you?\\
'''Winifred:''' It destroyed the electoral process!

->"You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but [[FelonyMisdemeanor you can't fuck the interns]]. They get you for that."
-->-- '''Stephen Meyers''', ''Film/TheIdesOfMarch''

->''"I'm one of those generic presidents TV shows use to avoid becoming dated."''
-->-- '''The President''', ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim''

->''GeorgeWashington couldn't tell a lie. RichardNixon [[AllThePresidentsMen couldn't tell the truth]]. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush [[TheWarOnTerror couldn't tell the difference]].''
-->-- Common political joke from 2003 onwards.

->''"“Say as little as possible, hope some of the undecideds like your teeth better than the other guy’s—that’s usually the way this business works.”''
-->--''Matt Taibbi''', ''Griftopia''

->''Presidential elections are a bit like the Grammy Awards, where an industry of real interest to very few people honors itself fulsomely on prime-time television.''

->''"When you get to Senator, it begins to become pretty symbolic, anyway. At the level of President, half the time I don't even bother--I think those are usually very subtle judgements. I mean, it's a difficult judgement to try to figure out whether Nixon or Humphrey is going to end the Vietnam War sooner; I actually didn't vote on that one, because I figured Nixon [[YankTheDogsChain probably would]]. I did vote against Reagan, because I thought the guys ''around'' Reagan were extremely dangerous--Reagan himself was [[PuppetKing irrelevant]], but the people in his administration were real killers and torturers, and they were just making people suffer too much, so I thought that might make a different But these are usually not very easy judgements to make, in my opinion."''
-->--'''Noam Chomsky''', ''Understanding Power''

->''"Do you think I should be the 'ecology president' or the 'education president'?"''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington''', ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle''