"IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE BEFORE MARRIAGE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A MILLION BABIES AND GET AIDS AND DIE LOL"
"Well, I've never even played a Table top RPG, so I'll really have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. But I want to find out the circumference of my anus." - from the Fetishes thread (added by Meeble)
(on grizzly bears) "They're like giant teddie bears as long as they're not trying to claw your throat out!" (added by WUE)
"Well, this would be a lot easier if I could magically acquire dildos of varying sizes." - from the Fetishes thread (added by Charlatan)
"OKAY BRING ON THE COCKS"
"I know Waltzy, I guess eating out your pussy is just a sacrifice I'll have to make :P"
"OH BABY I CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE YOUR CHOCOLATE SEMEN" - quite obviously posted on the Fetishes thread
"Also HOLY FUCK APPARENTLY I'M RETARDED"