Quotes / Only the Leads Get a Happy Ending

"Hooray! The people whose names I know are saved!"

— Elan (while an allosaurus eats dozens of unnamed mooks), The Order of the Stick

So ride along for a thrilling adventure that will have audiences' cheering when our hero finally makes it back to Earth alive. Even though we lost the Space Shuttle... and the International Space Station... And the Chinese Space Station... and the Hubble Telescope... and Facebook... and made so much debris that we won't be able to leave the Earth for hundreds of years... Guess we won't be going to Mars anytime soon.

—Honest Trailers in their review of Gravity

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