Lola: Lincoln, is this too much mascara? Be honest. It's super, super, super important?
Lincoln: (turns up the volume on his earbuds; sighs) I couldn't agree more!
Lola: Agree with what?
Lincoln: Right back at ya!
Lola: Okay, you're weird.
(Lola suddenly notices the box the earbuds came in inside his wastebasket; she realizes what's going on and smiles deviously)
Lola: So, Lincoln, are you the biggest dork in the world?
Lincoln: You can say that again!
Lola: And do you love the taste of dog poop?
Lincoln: You know it!
—The Loud House, "Sound of Silence"
Marge: Homer, we're going to my sisters'! Remember, pick up Bart!
Homer: I'm on my way!
(cut to reveal that Homer is watching Wheel of Fortune and actually said the answer to the puzzle; Marge leaves)
Homer: Heh-heh! What'd you say, Marge?
—The Simpsons, "Brother from the Same Planet"
Princess: "Can I eat lots of ice cream? ... For breakfast?"
King: "Whatever you say, poppet."
—Little Princess, "I Want a Trumpet"
"It was me; I defaced the picture! And yesterday, I ate the pig's dinner! From her feeding trough!"
—Pepper, Jane and the Dragon, "A Thing of Beauty"
B'Elanna Torres: "It was a shame we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated."
Tom Paris: "Mmm-hmm."
B'Elanna: "You haven't heard a single thing I said, have you?"
—Star Trek: Voyager, "Memorial"
Egon Spengler: "Transwarp drive?"
Peter Venkman: "Check."
Egon: "Ah-ha! Caught you! We don't have a transwarp drive!"
—The Real Ghostbusters, "Citizen Ghost"
Capt. Lisa Cusak: "You know, doctor, I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, you're not really paying attention to— Wait a minute. What's that? There's something moving out there. It's getting closer."
Dr. Julian Bashir: "What?"
Lisa: "Stay back. No! Don't hurt me!"
Bashir: "Captain, what's going on?"
Lisa: "Please, stay back! No! Don't! No!"
Bashir: "Captain Cusak, can you hear me? Hello? Hello? God!"
Lisa: (deep voice) "She's gone."
Bashir: "Who is this? What have you done?"
Lisa: (deep voice) "I have eaten her!"
Bashir: "What?"
Lisa: (deep voice) "I've eaten her! What difference does it make to you? You weren't even listening to her!"
—Star Trek: Voyager, "The Sound of Her Voice"
"Penelope, I believe you were dreaming. I have been expending my meager wit upon you for minutes, yet you've not taken in a word. When I try to be amusing you murmur "oh, how true" with a palpable sigh, and when I endeavour to add a somber note in a attempt to secure your sympathies, you politely laugh behind your fan."
—Arthur Holmwood, Anno Dracula
