Quotes / Not Helping Your Case

Kokoa: I'm sorry, Gin. I didn't mean to hurt her so badly.
Felucia: You were chasing me in the halls to slaughter her in your rage. To an observer, it would seem like you were trying to kill her.

It's worth noting that his first response to the news site that labeled him a pimp was to threaten to "Come down there and slap the shit out everyone I see", which we admit doesn't at all sound like something a pimp would say.

Kuzco: Whoa, take it easy!
Malina: (stressing out) Take it easy!? Who's not taking it easy!? Not me, that's for sure!I am definitely! TAKING IT!
(film stops; Kuzco steps in front of the frame)
Kuzco: Hey there. You know, I've been known to "take it easy" now and again. You might even say I'm something of an expert. So maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think Malina here is "taking it easy". I mean, look at the signs. Bulgy eyes, flary nostrils, scary teeth. She kinda looks like Pacha does when I use his poncho as a bath towel. (shows a picture of an angry Pacha to illustrate his point) See? Yeah. Yep, I definitely say Malina's upset, but only one way to find out for sure: let Kronk ask her!
(Kuzco steps out of the frame; film resumes)
Malina: EASY!!!
The Emperor's New School, "Girls Behaving Oddly"


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