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Ants: "No ants allowed?!"
Squirrels: "No squirrels allowed?!"
Birds: "No birds allowed?!"

"You know the rule, Madeline— no pets allowed."
Miss Clavel, Madeline

"They say, 'no pigs.'"
Rodrick Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, "The Long Haul"

Pablo Picasso: "No dogs allowed."
Warner Siblings: "We're not dogs."
Picasso: "OK then, cats. No cats!"
Warner Siblings: "We're not cats either."

Mrs. Weebles: "Dogs are no longer allowed in public parks. Not since I helped pass Proposition 86 last year."
Andy Larkin: (pointing at some dog-shaped ice sculptures) "What about those dogs?"
Mrs. Weebles: "Don't get smart with me, young man! They don't urinate all over the place! Now, leave before I call the dogcatcher!"
Andy: (to his dog) "Chased out of an exhibit involving man's best friend. I hope you have a sense of irony, Spank."
What's with Andy?, "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow"

I: (to U) "No pets!"
P: "He doesn't have any pets."
I: "A! W!"
(P, A, and W hold hands)
P: "Puh"
A & W: "Aw!"
P, A, & W: "Paw!"
(a cat's paw appears)
I: "I arrest you in the name of the paw. I mean, law!"
Alphablocks, "Outlaw"

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