Joel: Come on everybody let's do the Sandy Frank Song!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
Servo: He's the source of all our pain!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
Crow: Gads about the house all day!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
Joel: Thinks that people come from trees!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
Servo: Gets horrid movies from Japan!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
Crow: Films are always poorly dubbed!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
All: Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!
Joel: Spielberg won't return his calls!
— The Sandy Frank Song