"I can't believe you didn't start a relationship with the first woman who laid eyes on you. As a fanfic writer, I am extremely disgusted!"
— Téa, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Episode 43
"I think that just shows you something about girls and how they relate to things. They're less interested in who the characters are than in what they can make them. Maybe this means women are always interested in how they can change things rather than seeing them for what they are."
Gene: What kind of a maniac gets up an hour early to write erotic fanfiction?
Tina: Me.
Louise: Are there any shows or movies in the world yet that you haven't perved up?
Tina: No.
Tina: Me.
Louise: Are there any shows or movies in the world yet that you haven't perved up?
Tina: No.
— Bob's Burgers, "Bad Tina"
