History Quotes / MoodDissonance

-->-- '''{{Music/brentalfloss}}''' on ''VideoGame/AceAttorney''

->''Of course the Hub has a ruddy great '''''Pterodactyl''''' flying about the place! Fucks galore, rape allusions, throats torn out...and Pterodactyls? You can't on the one hand shine a light on [[CrapsackWorld the least salubrious aspects]] of life on Earth and then try and suggest [[TastesLikeDiabetes the wonder inherent in it]] too. Everything Changes inharmoniously switches its emphasis throughout, tearing me in two incompatible directions.''

-->-- '''Brentalfloss''' on ''VideoGame/AceAttorney''

-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "Hostage Situation"

->I want somebody use his fuckin' brain to not come out of a goddamn record that's ''up-tempo'' and I gotta talk about '''A FUCKIN' DOG DYIN'!'''

->''Film/BabysDayOut'' was a film about a baby crawling through a city on its own. It was a schizophrenic mess that couldn't decide whether it was a movie, a cartoon, or a snuff film for toddlers.

->Ever play with a dog that’s really happy and bouncy one minute, and the next minute he’s ripping your arm off and using it as a chew toy? This movie’s shifts in tone are kind of like that.

->This movie can't have it both ways. Either it's a silly, trivial work where [[RuleOfFun random cool-looking things can happen for no reason]], or it's a modern, dark, serious, psychological take on Batman and his adversaries. It's two totally different moods, vibes, plots, scripts... just going to war, and this film was the result.

->Helen tells Madea she did her best but Charles abused her both physically and mentally the past 18 years and due to the fact she signed a pre-nup she is not entitled to a dime. They go over and confront Charles and his skank and Madea chainsaws many of the pieces of furniture in half. Where Madea pulled a chainsaw out of I’ll never know... This is like watching an [[Film/ErnestPWorrell Ernest]] movie and having 10 minutes of Ernest with an hour and a half of melodrama about abortions.

->Of course the Hub has a ruddy great '''''Pterodactyl''''' flying about the place! Fucks galore, rape allusions, throats torn out...and Pterodactyls? You can't on the one hand shine a light on [[CrapsackWorld the least salubrious aspects]] of life on Earth and then try and suggest [[TastesLikeDiabetes the wonder inherent in it]] too. Everything Changes inharmoniously switches its emphasis throughout, tearing me in two incompatible directions.

->''"So here the concept is that the Doctor is [[NotSoDifferent paralleled with Josef Mengele]], only effective... The script tries to [[HandWave paper it over]] with the line about how "it would be so much simpler if I was just one thing," and this is a perfectly fair point when made at human beings, but equally, there's a perfectly reasonable response to be made, which is that, yes, it would be, because it would mean you could actually have been coherently and effectively characterized in the course of a forty-five minute story instead of just bouncing back and forth between two extremes."''

-->-- '''Casey Kasem''', during a rehearsal for a radio program.

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-real-video-games-that-were-too-insane-to-release_p2/#ixzz31e5yxtyZ "6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane to Release"]]

->This movie can’t have it both ways. Either it’s a silly, trivial work where [[RuleOfFun random cool-looking things can happen for no reason]], or it’s a modern, dark, serious, psychological take on Batman and his adversaries. It’s two totally different moods, vibes, plots, scripts… just going to war, and this film was the result.

->'''Matt:''' It’s parts like this that make me wish this whole movie was just pure farce. Jet Girl’s plane having mechanical problems just [[ClicheStorm seems so manufactured]] when Tank Girl’s grilling hot dogs on top of her tank and we just had a Bugs-Bunny-style photo shoot gag.\\
'''Chris''': Yeah, it’s all over the map in terms of tension. Like, not ten minutes ago, we had a crazy musical number because she was holding someone’s haircut hostage, which came right after a little girl was [[PedoHunt almost molested by pedophile Iggy Pop]]. It’s not just inconsistent, it’s bipolar.

->Of course the Hub has a ruddy great '''''Pterodactyl''''' flying about the place! Fucks galore, rape allusions, throats torn out…and Pterodactyl’s? You can’t on the one hand shine a light on [[CrapsackWorld the least salubrious aspects]] of life on Earth and then try and suggest [[TastesLikeDiabetes the wonder inherent in it]] too. Everything Changes inharmoniously switches its emphasis throughout, tearing me in two incompatible directions.
-->--'''[[http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5386390949828958591&postID=6384766376348952377&isPopup=true Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E1EverythingChanges}} "Everything Changes"]]

->'''Mike:''' [The film] had that kind of like, let's try and [[RuleOfCool be a wacky, fun]] [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel movie]], or an Franchise/IndianaJones-[[TwoFistedTales type film]]. And the [[TheWarOnTerror modern-day setting of Iraq, with like ISIS and terrorism and stuff]] just felt like a really big clash. Like I was like "Oh, this isn't 'fun'...''(Jay chuckles)'' [[DudeNotFunny This is awful]]."

->'''Mike:''' [''Film/TheMummy2017''] had that kind of like, let's try and [[RuleOfCool be a wacky, fun]] [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel movie]], or an Franchise/IndianaJones-[[TwoFistedTales type film]]. And the [[TheWarOnTerror modern-day setting of Iraq, with like ISIS and terrorism and stuff]] just felt like a really big clash. Like I was like "Oh, this isn't 'fun'...''(Jay chuckles)'' [[DudeNotFunny This is awful]]."

->'''Mike:''' [[''Film/TheMummy2017'']] had that kind of like, let's try and [[RuleOfCool be a wacky, fun]] [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel movie]], or an Franchise/IndianaJones-[[TwoFistedTales type film]]. And the [[TheWarOnTerror modern-day setting of Iraq, with like ISIS and terrorism and stuff]] just felt like a really big clash. Like I was like "Oh, this isn't 'fun'...''(Jay chuckles)'' [[DudeNotFunny This is awful]]."

'''Charles:''' But you don't even ''care'' about it, Eleanor! Remember?! ''[Putting on an absurd high-pitched voice]'' "Oh hey, Charles! I'll never have a baby with you, because I don't love you, and a child's not going to fix that!"\\

-->--''VideoGame/SegaRally Championship''

-->--'''[[http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5386390949828958591&postID=6384766376348952377&isPopup=true Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E1EverythingChanges}} "Everything Changes"]]

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/10/youre-fast-becoming-prey-to-every.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy "A Town Called mercy"]]

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/diary-of-a-mad-black-woman-darren-grant-2005/ on]] ''DiaryOfAMadBlackWoman''

-->--'''[[http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5386390949828958591&postID=6384766376348952377&isPopup=true Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E1EverythingChanges}} "Everything Changes"]]