"...So I'm stuck hangin' out with her weird-ass friends, nothing much in common but I try to pretend
This one dude
, he's just a creepy-ass nuisance, wears a cape and talks with an accent, overdoin' it
But at least he's better than that big dude
in her crew, 'cause he doesn't say a thing, just grunts and stumbles through
I mean, I get along fine with that other guy
there, but man, I wish he didn't keep sheddin' all that hair
But the night is lookin' beautiful, a full moon is out, and I'm glad that she and I are gonna go out on the town..."