"William Shakespeare — Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer"
Sayid: No, polar bears don't live near this far south.
Boone: This one does.
Sawyer: Did. It did.
Kate: (to Sawyer) Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?
— LOST, "Pilot, Part 2''
"A tiger in Africa...?"
"Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo."
"Yes, I like to see a tiger
From the Congo or the Niger,
And especially when lashing of his tail!"
— Ko-Ko, The Mikado
Stan: Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps.
Guybrush: Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean!
Stan: Oh, shut up. It makes a good story.
"I caught a piranha! Which river is this, anyway? I'm glad I didn't take a dip!"