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"William Shakespeare — Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer"
— Brows Held High, regarding the french lion in As You Like It
Sayid: No, polar bears don't live near this far south. Boone: This one does. Sawyer: Did. It did. Kate: (to Sawyer) Where did that come from? Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know? — LOST, "Pilot, Part 2''
"A tiger in Africa...?" "Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo." "Why are there moose in Virginia?"
— The Nostalgia Chick, reviewing Pocahontas
Yes, I like to see a tiger From the Congo or the Niger, And especially when lashing of his tail! Stan: Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps. Guybrush: Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean! Stan: Oh, shut up. It makes a good story.
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