->"Million-to-once chances crop up nine times out of ten."
-->--'''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Granny Weatherwax]]'''

->''And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot.''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"This operation had a zero percent chance of succeeding, but it seems that theoretical calculations are pointless with you."''
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Lordgenome''']], ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''

->'''Bunty:''' The chances of us getting out of here are about a million to one!\\
'''Ginger:''' Then there's still a chance.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ChickenRun''

-> ''"The percentages mean nothing. A brave heart will overcome any odds."
-->--[[DanGreen Chief Taiga]] Anime/GaoGaiGar

-> "Give it your best shot! I am 100% certain you're returning from this battle, Travis. ...In a body bag."
-->--'''Sylvia''', offering her usual "words of encouragement" before every[[note]]this was the third. She actually makes the odds ''less'' supportive as time goes on, but suddenly becomes nice at two points[[/note]] boss battle, in ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''.

->''"The chances of [[AlienInvasion anything coming from Mars]]''\\
''Are a million to one," [[GenreBlind he said]]''\\
''The chances of anything coming from Mars''\\
''Are a million to one.''\\
''[[OhCrap But still, they come!]]''

->Sergeant Colon looked wretched. "''Weeell'', what if it's not a million-to-one chance?" he said. \\
Nobby stared at him.\\
"What d'you mean?" he said.\\
"Well, all ''right'', last desperate million-to-one chances always work, right, no problem, but...well, it's pretty wossname, specific. I mean, isn't it?"\\
"You tell me," said Nobby.\\
"What if it's just a thousand-to-one chance?" said Colon agonizedly.\\
"Anyone ever heard of a thousand-to-one shot coming up?"\\
Carrot looked up. "Don't be daft, Sergeant," he said. "No one ever saw a thousand-to-one chance come up. The odds against it are—" his lips moved—"millions to one."\\
"Yeah. Millions," agreed Nobby.\\
"So it'd only work if it's your actual million-to-one chance," said the sergeant.\\
"I suppose that's right," said Nobby.\\
"So 999,943-to-one, for example—" Colon began.\\
Carrot shook his head. "Wouldn't have a hope. No one ever said, 'It's a 999,943-to-one chance but it just might work.'"

->"Fate laughs at probabilities."
-->--''[[Creator/EdwardBulwerLytton Eugene Aram]]''

->'''Nia''': The likelihood of that is infinitely close to zero.\\
'''Simon''': Maybe, but it isn't zero. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it the same as a 100% chance.
-->--''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' Episode 22

->''Have you ever '''met''' a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away, '''plant''' yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard! See, no one wants to admit to them that they '''stuck''' something [[AssShove up there]]. Never. It's '''always''' an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc! Million to one!'"''
-->-- '''Kramer''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', "The Fusilli Jerry"