"But I thought Scum Soda turned people into monsters?"
— Mr. Z, Rampage: Total Destruction
The Doctor: Think of it; plastic all over the world, every artificial thing, waiting to come alive. The shop window dummies, the phones, the wires, the cables—
Rose: The breast implants...
Rose: The breast implants...
— Doctor Who, "Rose"
Addendum-2484-2: The following is a transcript of the ingredients listed on SCP-2484's label.
Water, vegetable oil, vinegar, eggs. Eggs. EGGS. EAT. EGGS. BE. EGGS. YOURE FLESH IS BUT THE NURSERY AND SUSTENANCE OF OUR INCALCULABLE RAVENOUS MOUTHS. EAT EGGS. CONSUME US. LET US BE REALIZED WITHIN YOU, sugar, salt, lemon juice, and love.
Water, vegetable oil, vinegar, eggs. Eggs. EGGS. EAT. EGGS. BE. EGGS. YOURE FLESH IS BUT THE NURSERY AND SUSTENANCE OF OUR INCALCULABLE RAVENOUS MOUTHS. EAT EGGS. CONSUME US. LET US BE REALIZED WITHIN YOU, sugar, salt, lemon juice, and love.
"Unlike most of the cosmetics on the market, it really does render the wrinkles invisible. The ingredients are a bit of a pain, but she's got that well in hand; instead of needing an endless supply of young women just to keep one old bat pretty we can make do with only about 10 parts per million of maid's blood in the mix. It's just one of the wonders of modern stem cell technology. Shame we can't find a replacement for the stress prostaglandins, but those are the breaks."
— Billington, The Laundry Files: The Jennifer Morgue
