Quotes: Master of the Mixed Message

"What do you expect when you lead on and then cockblock your own boyfriend? When you make a big deal about walking out of the store, don't complain that when you come back, it's closed!"
SF Debris, "Fascination"

Amy: Sorry, did I do something wrong? Because I'm kind of getting mixed signals here.
Doctor: Mixed signals? How?
Amy: Oh, come on. You turn up in the middle of the night, get me out of my bed in my nightie - which you then don't let me change out of for ages- and take me for a spin in your time machine? No, no, you're right, no mixed signals there. That is just a signal. Like a great big Bat Signal in the sky— "Get your coat, love, the Doctor is in".

I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you and want to sing about making lady-babies.
Santana to Brittany, Glee

Cassandra: You know what I'm thinking?
Frasier: No! I truly don't!
Frasier, "Three Valentines"

Yugi: Thanks for standing up for me, Téa.
Téa: That's okay, Yugi. You know I think you're really cute.
Yugi: Hey, you wanna go out some time?
Téa: I meant as a friend, Yugi.
Yugi: ...Oh, um, okay... sorry.
Téa: But I do love you.
Yugi: Really?!
Téa: As a friend, Yugi!
Yugi: Oh... Alright.
Téa: Let's have sex later, okay?
Yugi: ...Huh?
Téa: AS FRIENDS, Yugi! Geez, such a pervert.
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Season 0 Episode 1

"Sorry if I was sending you mixed messages. But, you know, messages are like nuts. Who wants all the same kind? Mixed is the best."
Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies