Quotes / Master of the Mixed Message

"What do you expect when you lead on and then cockblock your own boyfriend? When you make a big deal about walking out of the store, don't complain that when you come back, it's closed!"

Amy: Sorry, did I do something wrong? Because I'm kind of getting mixed signals here.
Doctor: Mixed signals? How?
Amy: Oh, come on. You turn up in the middle of the night, get me out of my bed in my nightie — which you then don't let me change out of for ages — and take me for a spin in your time machine? No, no, you're right, no mixed signals there. That is just a signal. Like a great big Bat Signal in the sky — "Get your coat, love, the Doctor is in".

I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you and want to sing about making lady-babies.
Santana to Brittany, Glee

Cassandra: You know what I'm thinking?
Frasier: No! I truly don't!
Frasier, "Three Valentines"

Yugi: Thanks for standing up for me, Téa.
Téa: That's okay, Yugi. You know I think you're really cute.
Yugi: Hey, you wanna go out some time?
Téa: I meant as a friend, Yugi.
Yugi: ...Oh, um, okay... sorry.
Téa: But I do love you.
Yugi: Really?!
Téa: As a friend, Yugi!
Yugi: Oh... Alright.
Yugi: ...Huh?
Téa: AS FRIENDS, Yugi! Geez, such a pervert.
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Season 0 Episode 1

"Sorry if I was sending you mixed messages. But, you know, messages are like nuts. Who wants all the same kind? Mixed is the best."
Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies

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