Quotes: Masochist's Meal

It has a funny taste. You can't put your finger on it, but if you had to describe it you would say it has the flavor of INTENSE PAIN.

"The secret ingredient... is phone."
Doctor Krieger, Archer

Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Tough Guy: How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this mornin'!
Reg: Yea-hah, so?
Tough Guy: Without any milk.

"Batsu-san has a tendency to fill every dish with red pepper. In other words, the food's hot. Really hot. Imagine being stabbed in the tongue and then having salt rubbed into it, and you'll be on the right track."
Shirou Emiya internally monologuing about a restaurant, Fate/stay night