"I can't believe you're turning me into a woman! This is the most twisted thing you've done to me! I demand reparation! I demand compensation! I demand—" (*SPLORT!*) "Hey! Personal breasts!"
— Dave Davenport, Narbonic
Emily: [I]f there's still a boy's brain in there, you probably spent the entire morning playing with your boobs.
Ash: That is a LIE!
Ash: (Well… Maybe just a little…)