Lola: Hey, Shark Slayer. Why are you out here? All your friends are inside.
Oscar: Not all my friends.
Lola: You mean that little bottom feeder from the Whale Wash? Forget about her! She's a nobody.
Oscar: No, I'm the nobody.
Lola: (chuckles) Oh, let me guess. She told you that she loves you. Is that it? (laughs) I mean, it's not like you could feel the same way about her. (laughs)
Oscar: (after a brief consideration, realizes he does love Angie) You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out.
Oscar: Not all my friends.
Lola: You mean that little bottom feeder from the Whale Wash? Forget about her! She's a nobody.
Oscar: No, I'm the nobody.
Lola: (chuckles) Oh, let me guess. She told you that she loves you. Is that it? (laughs) I mean, it's not like you could feel the same way about her. (laughs)
Oscar: (after a brief consideration, realizes he does love Angie) You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out.
"You don't know Ikari-kun? Asuka loves you! Aren't you two a couple?"
What was that? Did Hikari actually say what I thought she said? And did she actually believe that?
"What?! We're not a couple!"
Where did she get this idea? Asuka. My girlfriend? Must be the worst joke I ever heard.
"She's always teasing me! She's always trying to put me down! I'm probably what she considers her biggest rival. We hardly manage to live together. I wouldn't be surprised if she actually hated me. And you're saying that she's in love with me?"
"Yes!"
"Didn't you listen...?"
"You boys can be so blind! She wouldn't even bother teasing you if she hated you! You're probably the only person she truly respects! Yes, you are likely her biggest threat. But you're also the only one she can identify herself with. When you aren't such an idiot or a wimp..."
What was that? Did Hikari actually say what I thought she said? And did she actually believe that?
"What?! We're not a couple!"
Where did she get this idea? Asuka. My girlfriend? Must be the worst joke I ever heard.
"She's always teasing me! She's always trying to put me down! I'm probably what she considers her biggest rival. We hardly manage to live together. I wouldn't be surprised if she actually hated me. And you're saying that she's in love with me?"
"Yes!"
"Didn't you listen...?"
"You boys can be so blind! She wouldn't even bother teasing you if she hated you! You're probably the only person she truly respects! Yes, you are likely her biggest threat. But you're also the only one she can identify herself with. When you aren't such an idiot or a wimp..."
— The One I Love Is..., chapter 1
Daphne Crane: We live in a civilized society, and there are certain rules we have to live by. We all have impulses we'd like to explore, but we don't. Well... you can't just go chasing anyone you fancy just because you're suddenly attracted to them. There are certain things you don't do no matter how tempted you are.
— Frasier, "Whine Club"
