Quotes: Loserz

Ben: "My dick is hard for you!!" (the x-th time he unsuccessfully tries to pick up a girl)

Eric: "I am the lizard queen! Bring me all of your spam!" (on a party, completely not at all drunk)

Jodie: "Yeah, I've fucked a few people... okay, I've fucked lot of people. So what? I enjoy it. It makes me feel alive."