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Lee: Ben is young and stupid and, I think, harmless.
Christa: The first two things you said don't really go with the third.

Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool bent on folly.

Steve is this dangerous combination of stupid and insistent. (As Steve) So now I want you to take that gun, and go kill all those gang members, Becky, because we have to stand up for ourselves!
Rich Evans, on the protagonist of Wired To Kill

I think I'd be safer living with Robotnik.
Tails about one pair of would-be foster parents, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, "Tails' New Home"

Martin: It is funny how through they're being so naive they're kind of a wrecking crew to the people around them.
Korey: I mean that's the thing, man. Like, they don't have to be bad kids. It's just sometimes you can be so stupid, you can be destructively stupid. You can be so stupid that you cause harm. They don't mean to be - you know, they don't mean to do the things they do - but they did it!
Double Toasted (Good Boys Movie Review)

Bunch of halfwits up in office
Half of us walkin' around like a zombie apocalypse
Other half are just pissed off and don't wanna wear a mask and they're just scoffin'
And that's how you end up catchin' the shit off 'em
I just used the same basket as you shoppin'; now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin
'
Eminem, "The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Shady"

Jorgen: No matter where Cosmo was taken for training, it ended in disaster. Whether it was the shining utopia that was Pompeii...
Cosmo: I know how to make it warmer! (waves his wand, causing Mount Vesuvius to erupt)
Jorgen: The sparkling utopia that was Atlantis...
Cosmo: I know how to make it cleaner! (waves his wand, causing Atlantis to be flushed into the sea)
Jorgen: Or the high-tech gleaming utopia that was once Xanadu!
Cosmo: (waves his wand, turning Xanadu into a polluted, industrial wasteland) I call it Pittsburgh!
Fairly OddParents, "This is Your Wish"

"I poisoned the water supply. Now everyone dead. Whoops."

Maomao: The poison will infect your whole body after a while. On the bright side, you'll leave a beautiful corpse, just like your beloved Lady Lihua. Bloodless skin white as bone, eyes sunken in their sockets, a body that's unable to even consume food... This was banned for a reason, or are you too dumb to see that?! [forces the handmaid to look at the gravely ill Lihua]
Handmaid: [tearing up] I... I thought... it would make Lady Lihua happy...
Maomao: Like I said, it's poison. You think you know everything, but there are no thoughts in that head of yours. You think she wants to be adorned in the poison that killed her son?!
The Apothecary Diaries anime adaptation

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