Quotes: Less Embarrassing Term

Jelly: You sleep with a doll?!
Peanut: It's an action figure!
PB&J Otter, "Baby Butter's Bankie"

Jerry "It's not a purse! It's European!"
Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole

Michael: And, also for you...something called "Control." Notice nowhere is it called hair spray - just simply, "Control." And the words "For Men" are written about thirty-seven times all over the goddamn can.
Donald: It's called "butch assurance."
Michael: Well, it's still hair spray, no matter if they call it "Balls."

Simmons: How do I put this? Your armor is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, you wanna help me out here?
Grif: It's pink! Your armor is freakin' pink!
Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uhhh, a lightish-red.
Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink!
Donut: I hate you guys...
Red vs. Blue, Episode 17

Belize: "Look at that heavy sky out there."
Louis: "Purple."
Belize: "Purple? Boy, what kind of homosexual are you, anyway? That's not purple, Mary, that color up there is mauve."
Angels In America: Millenium Approaches

Alternative Title(s):

The European Carry All