Jelly: You sleep with a doll?!
Peanut: It's an action figure!
Peanut: It's an action figure!
—PB&J Otter, "Baby Butter's Bankie"
Jerry: It's not a purse! It's European!
— Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
"It's a JOURNAL, not a diary."
— Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Michael: And, also for you...something called "Control." Notice nowhere is it called hair spray - just simply, "Control." And the words "For Men" are written about thirty-seven times all over the goddamn can.
Donald: It's called "butch assurance."
Michael: Well, it's still hair spray, no matter if they call it "Balls."
Donald: It's called "butch assurance."
Michael: Well, it's still hair spray, no matter if they call it "Balls."
Simmons: How do I put this? Your armor is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, you wanna help me out here?
Grif: It's pink! Your armor is freakin' pink!
Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uhhh, a lightish-red.
Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink!
Donut: I hate you guys...
Grif: It's pink! Your armor is freakin' pink!
Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uhhh, a lightish-red.
Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink!
Donut: I hate you guys...
—Red vs. Blue, Episode 17
Belize: Look at that heavy sky out there.
Louis: Purple.
Belize: Purple? Boy, what kind of homosexual are you, anyway? That's not purple, Mary, that color up there is mauve.
Louis: Purple.
Belize: Purple? Boy, what kind of homosexual are you, anyway? That's not purple, Mary, that color up there is mauve.
—Angels in America: Millenium Approaches
Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink...
King Candy: Salmon! Th-that is obviously salmon!
King Candy: Salmon! Th-that is obviously salmon!
Worzel Gummidge: "What are you stuck in an old washing machine for?!"
Aunt Sally: "It is not an old washing machine! For your information, I am lodged in a domestic cleaning appliance!"
—Worzel Gummidge, "The Scarecrow Wedding"
Dr. Thaddeus Euphemism: "So, you can talk!? I thought you were just Gwog's pet."
Gwog's pet: "Ha ha! No, not really... It's more of a symbiotic relationship, really. He provides me with food and shelter and I provide him with affection and companionship."
Dr. Thaddeus Euphemism: "Isn't that the exact definition of a 'pet'?"
Gwog's pet: "It's a symbiotic relationship!!"
Twilight Sparkle: "Are you crying?"
Shining Armor: "Of course not, it's... It's liquid pride. Totally different thing."
— My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Magical Mystery Cure"
Pearl: Marina! You're a hardware geek. What do you think of the stage gear here?
Marina: I'm not a geek! I'm an enthusiast! EN-THU-SI-AST!
