Quotes / Less Disturbing in Context

"Jory, your penis is still on fire."

"Hitler is number one!"

Tech N9ne, Devil Boy

"You seem to be a freshly-severed head."
I Am Maru, (English translation)

Chuggaaconroy: I feel like strangling a puppy!
ProtonJon: SO DO I!
The Runaway Guys, in the first episode of their Let's Play of Mario Partynote 

"Iím probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it."
Mrs. Rolfe

Derek the Bard, continuing from an earlier post

"It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz."
Sofi, The Unborn note 

Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death
Fark.com headline

Stewie: Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!
Brian: Alright, yeah, high five!
Stewie: Yeah, alright!
Family Guy, "Back to the Pilot"

"Wow, this game is so fun! You get to suck and hump everything!"

"You haven't died yet? There must be something very wrong..."
Fluttershy, Turnabout Storm note 

Life is alright in America
If you are white in America
Here you are free and you have pride
Long as you stay on your own side
West Side Story, America note 

"Can it be!? NAZIS! A blessing from the heavens!"
The Fat Mann reviewing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the Sega Genesis. note 

''After I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"
George Carlin note 

Just for the thrill
Over the Rockford Hills
And I don't think I'll stop until
A lot more blood is spilled
The Warp Zone, "Jacking Cars" note .

Shut up! At least the bunnies are on fire.
Mac, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends note 

I turned back towards Emily to see herÖ er, naked. Yeah, there was no way to say that without it sounding weird. Just remember the context please.

[Danny is on the phone, scribbling frantically with a pen that is out of ink, trying to get it to write]
Danny: [angrily] OH, FUCK ME!
Guy on Phone: Excuse me?
Danny: I said "fuck me".

Hold your fire! This man isn't Black!
Future Trunks, Dragon Ball Super Episode 56 note 

Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick c**k and drench me with your hot sticky c** until I'm gasping for air!
Sena, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai NEXT Episode 2 note