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"Jory, your penis is still on fire."
—Jonathan Paula, Is It A Good Idea To Microwave A Dildo? "Hitler is number one!"
"I LOVE LUCIFER! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!"
—Tech N9ne, Devil Boy
"You seem to be a freshly-severed head."
—I Am Maru Chuggaaconroy: I feel like strangling a puppy!
ProtonJon: SO DO I!
"I’m probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it."
"FANTASTICALLY moist."
—Derek the Bard, continuing from an earlier post "It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz."
—Sofi, The Unborn
Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death
—Fark.com Stewie: Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!
Brian: Alright, yeah, high five!
Stewie: Yeah, alright!
—Family Guy, Back to the Pilot
"Wow, this game is so fun! You get to suck and hump everything!"
Becky, Video Games Awesome
"You haven't died yet? There must be something very wrong..."
Life is alright in America If you are white in America Here you are free and you have pride Long as you stay on your own side —West Side Story, America
"Can it be!? NAZIS! A blessing from the heavens!"
—The Fat Mann reviewing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the Sega Genesis
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