I like to:
a.) Put off 'til tomorrow what I can do today.
b.) Take an occasional nap on the job.
c.) Hibernate in winter.
Grimsdyke: Well, if I qualify, my grandmother's allowance will stop.
Stella: Yes.
Grimsdyke: Well, if Granny's allowance stops, we won't have... Good heavens, woman. I shall have to work!
Stella: Yes!
Grimsdyke: And you say you're in love with me?
Pepe: Where's-a Giorgio?
Floella: Should I blooding know? Sitting on his blooding arse, I suppose!
Pepe: Giorgio! Get off zhe blooding arses! Zhe peoples are here!
The Thing with no Name sits quite still. He just sits!
Before he begins to do something, he quits.
He's only defined by the things he won't do:
The eggs he won't eat and the ham he won't chew.
He won't move a muscle! He won't even teeter!
What's worse is he won't even follow the meter:
"I will not eat them in a lake! "I will not eat them with a snake! "I will not eat them on a bike! "I will not eat them with a pike!"
See his wretched refusal to rumpty-tum-tum!
Please do me a favor and roundhouse this bum!
Before he begins to do something, he quits.
He's only defined by the things he won't do:
The eggs he won't eat and the ham he won't chew.
He won't move a muscle! He won't even teeter!
What's worse is he won't even follow the meter:
"I will not eat them in a lake! "I will not eat them with a snake! "I will not eat them on a bike! "I will not eat them with a pike!"
See his wretched refusal to rumpty-tum-tum!
Please do me a favor and roundhouse this bum!
—Kingdom of Loathing, intro text before fighting the Thing with no Name
Mordecai: Dude, Pops' Mustaches Monthly! Benson told us to deliver this weeks ago. You have to give this to Pops.
Rigby: What?! Why do I have to?
Mordecai: Because you're the tool who crammed it between the sofa cushions!
Rigby: I can't get up now; I'm gonna lose this sweet buttcheek groove I've been working into this couch! It looks just like me!
Rigby: What?! Why do I have to?
Mordecai: Because you're the tool who crammed it between the sofa cushions!
Rigby: I can't get up now; I'm gonna lose this sweet buttcheek groove I've been working into this couch! It looks just like me!
— Regular Show, "Brain Eraser"
Bully: Just like daddy always says...
Big Mouth: If you want something done...
Kootie Pie: Find someone else to do it!
