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Quotes: Lamp Shaded Double Entendre
Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights
If you can, baby boy then we can go all night
'Cause it's zero to sixty in three point five
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive
Rihanna, "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the Double Entendres turn into single entendres, mind you.

All night, show it, just you and the crowd
Doing tricks you've never seen
And I bet that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
So let me drive my body around you
I bet you know what I mean
Cause you know that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
Ciara, "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..

Interviewee: There will be many, uh, second honeymoons...
Jon: [They're] going to get laid, is what he's trying to say. The miners, when they get home, will probably have a nice bowl of soup, and then they're all gonna get laid. It is what it is.

Brad: I saw your report; it came up a little short, if you know what I'm talkin' about.
Ryan: Well, I've been having a little problem with my RAM, if you get my drift.
Colin: Everyone's been laughing at your briefs, if you know what I mean.
*Beat*
Ryan: ...No, I don't know what you mean.
Whose Line Is It Anyway?, during an office sketch

Mal: If you ever think about unloading this place, I might be able to help you out.
Gomez: Out of the question! These four acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain deeded it to my great ancestor, Alfonso the Enormous, for services rendered.
Mal: What services?
Gomez: ...Alfonso the enormous. Do I have to draw you a diagram?

Black: haa I get it. You meant something else and that's why it's funny.

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