"Just a quick side note for any aspiring writers out there. What I just did at the end of the preceding paragraph was make a joke that will only be understood by the same people who will hate me for making the joke in the first place. Try to avoid this in your own writing."
"And that puts a longstanding wrestling mystery to rest - Hogan drove the hummer! [beat] See, the old-school wrestling fans out there, they just got a chuckle out of that one. The other 99% of you? [makes a motion of his hand flying over his head] WOO!!"
Handy: Even now, he sulks in his tree house like Achilles in His Tent!
**Blank stares from the other supervillains**
Handy: Achilles?... The Iliad?... It's Homer?... READ A BOOK!
— The Tick, "The Tick vs Arthur's Bank Account"