Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch
Plus a little jest.
Another chance to disapprove,
Another brilliant zinger.
Another reason not to move,
Another vodka stinger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa— I'll drink to that.
All my co-stars cry out, "Put on your shoes!"
Who the hell drank all the booze?
And when I get drunk, the audience applauds!
Stritch, Stritch, Stritch!
I'm the queen of Broadway's boozing broads!
Richard (in a low tone): Will you stop drinking?
Julia (in a voice just as high as his was low): Will I stop drinking? No, I won't stop drinking!