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->''"All you do is try to kill us."''
-->--'''Dexter's Friend''', ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'', "D&DD"
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->"Just for that, [[RocksFallEveryoneDies your entire party falls into Hell]]. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->-- '''Comic Book Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
-->-- '''Comic Book Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->''"Just for that, your entire party falls into Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."''
-->--''[[ComicBook/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture]]''
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->''"Just for that, [[RocksFallEveryoneDies your entire party falls into Hell. Hell.]] Roll to see how painfully you die."''
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->''"Just for that, your entire party falls into Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."''
-->--''[[ComicBook/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture]]''
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Tsk Tsk.
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Tsk Tsk.\\
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->Wow. What a terrible game master. Completely arbitrary. I wish I could’ve invited marcie over with my group. We’d have had a blast, drinking mountain dew and spinning epic tales of daring and heroism one dice roll at a time. I’m almost amazed at how horribly Gina screwed up.\\\
First of all, that’s a disgustingly arbitrary needle trap. Traps don’t have the ability to CHOOSE a target. The least Gina could’ve done is roll a mischance to see if it would’ve gone toward ANYBODY if not the nearest person, Mike’s character. Furthermore, rogues (theives) DO get disable device (such as traps) as a class skill and I highly doubt that Marcie would’ve had a DEX lower than 16. That’s a +3 at LEAST. Rolling a 17, plus 3 and that’s assuming she’s -untrained-, renders a 20. It’s not a ‘natural 20’ which would be an instant success, but it’s a danged effective effort. And then, failing to disarm, a character gets to roll reflex to see if they can dodge the trap, which gina NEVER gave marcie a chance to do–and failing THAT, a fortitude save to see how effectively Black Leaf would’ve soaked or mitigated the poison damage.\\\
Tsk Tsk.
Poor form. Very poor form.
-->--'''Stone Taggart''' commenting on ''Fanfic/WhateverHappenedToElfstar''
First of all, that’s a disgustingly arbitrary needle trap. Traps don’t have the ability to CHOOSE a target. The least Gina could’ve done is roll a mischance to see if it would’ve gone toward ANYBODY if not the nearest person, Mike’s character. Furthermore, rogues (theives) DO get disable device (such as traps) as a class skill and I highly doubt that Marcie would’ve had a DEX lower than 16. That’s a +3 at LEAST. Rolling a 17, plus 3 and that’s assuming she’s -untrained-, renders a 20. It’s not a ‘natural 20’ which would be an instant success, but it’s a danged effective effort. And then, failing to disarm, a character gets to roll reflex to see if they can dodge the trap, which gina NEVER gave marcie a chance to do–and failing THAT, a fortitude save to see how effectively Black Leaf would’ve soaked or mitigated the poison damage.\\\
Tsk Tsk.
Poor form. Very poor form.
-->--'''Stone Taggart''' commenting on ''Fanfic/WhateverHappenedToElfstar''
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->''As I was going over the notes of our campaign\\
I realized the multitudes of characters that were slain\\
In retrospect I must admit it wasn't really fair\\
To lose first level characters to a flock of owlbears\\
We've had to roll so many saving throws in vain\\
To keep mind flayers from sucking out our brains\\
It never really mattered, the odds were all the same\\
This was a character slaughterhouse, you called it a campaign''
-->'''Dan Marcotte''', "Screw You, DM!"
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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, ''his face reads'', there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/mazes-and-monsters/ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/mazes-and-monsters/ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''
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-->-- '''Dexter and his friends''', '''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'''''', ''"D&DD"''
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-->-- '''Dexter and his friends''', '''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'''''', ''"D&DD"''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'', "D&DD"
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-->-- '''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]] '''Dexter and his friends''', ''D&DD'''''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'''''', ''"D&DD"''
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->"Your party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''
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->"Fine, you can have your little saving throws. Roll the dice!"
->"Forty-one!"
->"Forty!"
->"Forty-three!"
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->"Hah! Forty-nine! [[LargeHam You all FRYYYY!]]"
-->--'''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]''' and his friends, ''D&DD''
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->"Your party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''
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->'''Attendant:''' How do you deal with players who try to break the game?\\
'''Gabe:''' Lie to them. Rob them. Drive them mad. Concoct impossible scenarios whose only outcome is their death.\\
And then, when their eyes glisten with shame and rage, ''drink their tears.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/03/29 "DM 101"]]
'''Gabe:''' Lie to them. Rob them. Drive them mad. Concoct impossible scenarios whose only outcome is their death.\\
And then, when their eyes glisten with shame and rage, ''drink their tears.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/03/29 "DM 101"]]
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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his face reads, there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his ''his face reads, reads'', there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
