History Quotes / KillerGameMaster

3rd Jan '18 3:31:46 PM SirPellucidar
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->"Fine, you can have your little saving throws. Roll the dice!"
->"Forty-one!"
->"Forty!"
->"Forty-three!"
*Dexter rolls a 2 [[TheGMIsACheatingBastard but changes it to 49]]
->"Hah! Forty-nine! [[LargeHam You all FRYYYY!]]"
-->--'''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]''' and his friends, ''D&DD''
6th Oct '17 7:04:19 PM MagnusForce
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->"Your party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''
11th May '17 5:50:37 PM otemple700
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->'''Attendant:''' How do you deal with players who try to break the game?\\
'''Gabe:''' Lie to them. Rob them. Drive them mad. Concoct impossible scenarios whose only outcome is their death.\\
And then, when their eyes glisten with shame and rage, ''drink their tears.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/03/29 "DM 101"]]
26th Jul '16 11:54:51 PM NanoMoose
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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his face reads, there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''

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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his ''his face reads, reads'', there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
22nd Nov '15 10:48:25 AM nombretomado
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--> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

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--> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''
''ComicStrip/FoxTrot''
18th Nov '15 9:20:27 PM lalalei2001
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-->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"

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-->"I ->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"
18th Nov '15 9:19:57 PM lalalei2001
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-->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"
-->--'''Yami Bakura''', ''Manga/YuGiOh'' manga
31st Aug '15 9:53:59 PM mynameis:
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'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.

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'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass Miss rolls I just picked up.
23rd Mar '15 12:12:56 PM TheUnsquished
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-->-- '''PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''

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-->-- '''PennyArcade''', '''Webcomic/PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''
28th Feb '15 7:33:15 AM SeptimusHeap
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->''"This brings up the first issue I have with [[DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead."''

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->''"This brings up the first issue I have with [[DungeonsAndDragons [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead."''
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