->''"Me, nice?! I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!"''
-->-- '''Bowser Koopa''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3''

->'''Namine:''' So why were you saying Zex wouldn't help us?\\
'''Axel:''' Cause he's a jerk.\\
'''Zexion:''' It's true, I am a jerk.
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''

->''"Why do you put so much energy into pissing people off?"''
-->-- '''Kagura''', ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''

->''"Oh you call that love? Trying to push yourself on me with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit? No you're an asshole! [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty Not to mention a creep]], you don't know a damn thing on how to treat women. You're self-human scum. Burn in Hell!"''
-->-- '''Ange''' replying to '''Embryo''', ''Anime/CrossAnge''

-> ''"There are men in this world who go about [[TooDumbToLive demanding to be killed]]. They argue in gambling games; [[HairTriggerTemper they jump out of their cars in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender]]. These people wander through the streets calling out "Kill me, kill me." Luca Brasi was such a man. And since he wasn't scared of death, and in fact, looked for it... I made him my weapon. Because I was the only person in the world that he truly hoped would not kill him."''
-->-- '''Vito Corleone''', ''Film/TheGodfather''

->''"You know, there's a word for people like you. I'll give you a hint: It starts with 'bi' and it ends with 'otch'."''
-->-- '''Eikichi Onizuka''', ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka''

->''"What'll happen to your children when I've killed you? When Mummy's gone the same way as [[spoiler:Freddie]]?"''
-->-- '''Bellatrix Lestrange''' (to [[spoiler:Molly Weasley]]), ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows'', in what proves to be her [[MamaBear final mistake]].

->''"It can't be sustainable for him to be so casually insulting to everyone."''
-->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo''

->''"You know, Cooper...I've only been around you a minute or two, but that's enough time for me to know that I don't like you very much."''
-->-- '''Ben''', ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1990''

->''"Let's be clear here. We're talking about a person that a couple of ''total assholes'' find rude."''
-->-- '''Jerry "Tycho" Holkins''', (talking about Creator/HarlanEllison), ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''

-> ''"You seem unhappy. I like that."''
-->-- '''Janitor''', ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

->''"The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale."''
-->--'''Sergeant Calhoun''', (describing Turbo), ''Disney/WreckItRalph''

->''"I aspire to more creativity than the common asshole. I'm more of a ... class-hole, if you will."''
-->--'''Black Hat Guy''', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

->''"You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?"''
-->-- '''Emma Frost''' to '''Agent Brand''', ''ComicBook/AstonishingXMen''

->'''Noah:''' I'm going to enjoy [[GrandTheftMe taking control of your body,]] Kaiba. The first thing I'm going to do is make a big donation to the local children's hospital, and then I'm going to give all the Kaiba Corporation employees a big raise.
->'''Kaiba:''' You will do no such thing!
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''Hello, my name is [[VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney Zak Gramarye]]. And I'm a jerk!''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Zak Gramarye is a Jerk]]''

->''Welcome to the troupe! I'm Magnifi, [[ItRunsInTheFamily and I am also a jerk]].''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Zak Gramarye is a Jerk]]''

->''"Were you born a loser, or did it just take practice?"''
-->-- '''The hidden announcer''', ''VideoGame/WaveRace Blue Storm''

->''"[[WhatTheHellHero OH MY GOD! YOU LEFT A SEARCH FOR A LOST CHILD TO]] '''[[YourCheatingHeart FUCK THE MAIL-LADY]]?!''' First the sandwiches, then the [[EvilLaugh evil laughter]], now abandoning a child to get laid! Dude, you're not gonna find the kid in her vagina! [...] I can't take this guy, I really can't. He isn't just an asshole, he's like, a compilation of assholes to make the world's biggest asshole! The [[Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan Six-Million Dollar Asshole]]!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Literature/TheTommyknockers'' review, about Becka's cheating husband Joe.

->'''Dorothy''': So, Mike, you hungry?\\
'''Mike''' : No, I am sustained by the sadness of others.

->"Awfully unsporting of me, I know but what they hey, I've gotta have ''some'' fun! ''({{Beat}}) ''And besides, [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason it's really duck season!]]"
-->--'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', ''Rabbit Seasoning''

->''I mean, he's wholly and unapologetically Evil, but more to the point, he's kind of a dick.''
-->--'''Rich Burlew''' describing [[BigBad Xykon]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''Everybody knows''\\
''That you're just an asshole''\\
''Everywhere you go''\\
''People wanna go''\\
''"Oh, everybody knows"''\\
''Everybody knows''\\
''So don't pretend to be nice''\\
''There's no place you can hide''\\
''You are just an asshole''
-->--'''Skylar Grey''' on the Music/{{Eminem}} song "Asshole"

->'''Gao''': Nobu isn't very happy with you.
->'''Fisk''': That man is never happy with anyone.
->'''Gao''': True.

->'''Yondu:''' You like a professional asshole, or what?
->'''Rocket Raccoon:''' Pretty much a pro.

->''"[[ComicBook/TheRiddler Hes]] a thief. Hes a killer. And worst of all, hes... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking hes rude.]]"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/TheJoker John Doe]]''', ''VideoGame/BatmanTheTelltaleSeries''