Quotes: Indestructible Edible

Imperial ration bars: unknown composition, palatable only to the desperately starving, and capable of surviving some forms of Exterminatus.

Miss Mulligan wanted to try it,
But really it wasn't no use
For we worked in it over an hour
And we couldn't get none of it loose
Till Murphy came in with a hatchet
And Kelly came in with a saw
That cake was enough be the powers above
For to paralyze any man's jaws
Ms Fogarty's Christmas Cake, Irish Christmas song, verse two.