->''"Imperial ration bars: unknown composition, palatable only to the desperately starving, and capable of surviving some forms of [[EarthShatteringKaboom Exterminatus]]."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"Miss Mulligan wanted to try it,\\
But really it wasn't no use\\
For we worked in it over an hour\\
And we couldn't get none of it loose\\
Till Murphy came in with a hatchet\\
And Kelly came in with a saw\\
That cake was enough be the powers above\\
For to paralyze any man's jaws"''
-->"Ms Fogarty's Christmas Cake", Irish Christmas song, verse two.

->''"Foolish Customer! You cannot harm a Twinkie!"''
-->'''Apu''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''