->"Dr. Crawford claims these crimes are being perpetrated by dead men, [[ILoveNuclearPower charged with atom rays]], which gives them superhuman strength and makes them impervious to bullets... Well, if you want to believe that story you can!"
-->-- ''The Creature With the Atom Brain''

->"Targets sustain no damage from from shot. Calculating...conclusion: cannot retreat. Continue firing out of spite."
-->-- '''A Robo Speaking shooter''', ''Webcomic/MSPaintMasterpieces''

->'''Lt. Hawkeye''': "Roger. We're targeting these white things right?"
->'''Edward Elric''': "It won't work Lieutenant!"
->'''Darius''': "Bullets don't work on them!"
->'''Lt. Hawkeye''': "Not again! They won't work on anything these days..."
-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', manga chapter 93

->"What the?!? I've heard of bullet-proof VESTS... but a bullet-proof CHEST?! Le'me out of here!!"
-->--'''A mugger''' shooting at Clark Kent in ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'''s parody of the first ''Film/{{Superman}}'' movie

-> "Wait, don't shoot!... I tried to warn you about the ricochet."
-->-- '''Alphonse Elric''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->"Damn it! Why doesn't shooting things ever work anymore!?"''
-->-- ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire''

->"Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll only make him mad."
-->-- '''The Waco Kid''', ''Film/BlazingSaddles''

->"I wouldn't use those crappy bullets to scratch my ass!"
-->-- '''666''', ''Anime/DeadLeaves''

->'''Baby''': "I'm immune to your bullets!"
-> ''Bullet ricochets off him.''
->'''Inferno Cop''': "So am I!"
-> ''Bullet ricochets back.''
->'''Baby''': [[KilledMiDSentence "WHA--"]]
-> ''[[StuffBlowingUp Explosion]]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/InfernoCop''

->'''Hoka:''' Missiles, direct hit on target confirmed!
->'''Aikuro:''' Now, if only [Ragyo] were the sort of person missiles worked on...
-->-- ''Anime/KillLaKill'', "Far from the Madding Crowd".

->"Take that, you pencil-headed robot {{mook}}s! ''(no effect)'' Well whaddaya know? They took it!"
-->-- '''CaptainSimianAndTheSpaceMonkeys'''

->"Why did you make holes in me? My gratitude for the gift of metal, of course."
-->-- '''Creator/LarryNiven''', ''The Meddler''

->'''[=McKinney=]:''' Remember how to use a gun, Officer Riley?
->'''Riley:''' What difference does it make? Shooting Cordell is only good for getting his attention.
-->-- ''Film/ManiacCop2''

->'''Garcia:''' No, don't kill Roberta!
->'''Dutch:''' ''[blasting away with HandCannon]'' If this could kill her we wouldn't be in this mess!
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

->'''Sarah Connor:''' Can you stop him?
->'''Kyle Reece:''' I don't know. With these weapons...I don't know.
-->-- ''Film/TheTerminator''

->"The monster is impervious to every effort of the military. Rocket-propelled bullets bounce off like ping-pong balls. Atomic hand grenades only destroy the soldiers who've thrown them. She brushes aside our most powerful Destructo beams with contempt!"
-->-- '''Attack of the [=50-Ft Half-Klingon=]'''
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