"Because someone asked, of course. We are obliged to aid where we can, for otherwise we are naught but philistines. Also, we expand our knowledgebase, for example by finding out how many spiders can fit inside a drow's vagina."
"You've reached 4chan. Leave your moral standards at the tone."
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
It's filled with people who are filled with shit
Its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
The vermin of the world inhabit it
And it goes by the name of 4chan
On 4chan boards
An odd regression
Find New Expression
— Burma Shave
"Great. We've taken a conversation from anal spelunking to tree ejaculate volume. Good to see that whatever board you have a look at, you still know you're on 4chan."
"I'm a big believer in this board. 4chan is one of the most important human achievements of all time."
"[adult swim] is kind of like 4chan. In the beginning they were both small corners of the world where American anime fans could congregate. Then a bunch of anime-haters hop onboard and complain about the content that started it all."
He's got an opinion and posted suggestion but never reveals his name
"Read by someone, taken as a good one but nobody knew who had wrote it"
Few lines of the sentence lie
Anonymity is annoying me all the time
"It's like a "two channnel", where people can just throw their own anger"
And forget about those foul actions
— Game Over, The World Ends with You
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"Don't forget, you're here forever."
— A common banner for 4chan