Quotes / I'll Take Two Beers Too

Ollie: Two beers.
Stan: I'll have two beers, too.
Ollie: Just two beers.

— The Fixer Uppers

Scott: Two gin & tonics, please?
Ramona: I thought you didn't drink.
Scott: Only on special occasions. Why, did you want one?

— Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"Garçon, dos whiskey sours, por favor? Actually, make it tres. And whatever the lady wants."

— BoJack Horseman, "Start Spreading the News"

Innkeeper: Can I get the good sirs anything?
Karadoc: No thanks, I just ate.
Innkeeper: And you?
Perceval: Ugh, not today, no.
Innkeeper: Personally I don't care, but if the boss lady sees you sitting there without buying anything, I'm in for it tonight.
(beat)
Perceval: Alright then, three chickens.
Karadoc: Same.

—Kaamelott

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