Quotes / Hellevator

"I walked into a hotel... I say, 'Listen, could you direct me to the elevators?' (in a snooty voice) 'You mean, the elevators to the rooms?' 'No, I mean the elevator to Hell!'"
Tom Waits, Big Time

"We're on an express elevator to Hell — going down!"
Private Hudson, Aliens
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