Quotes / Heh Heh, You Said "X"

Sir Burnevere: I believe it's an acronym. A word formed from the first letter of a series of words.
Sir Blaze: Oh! Like how Mumsy is always calling stepdaddy an S.O.B.
[everyone gasps]
Sir Blaze: Son of a Briton.

"Is Obama beating himself?"
— Headline from a 2012 Wall Street Journal columnnote 

"The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea and please excuse me that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is an eraser. Ive done that very loudly asked for a rubber and people have given me strange looks. That was embarrassing!"

Mayor Fink: "Are you prepared to do your civic duty?"
Knuckles: *snickering* "He said civic!
Sonic Boom, Mayor Knuckles

The Doctor: We've got comfy chairs, did I mention?
Angel Bob: The Angels have no need of comfy chairs.
The Doctor: (giggling) I made him say "comfy chairs"!