Quotes: Heh Heh, You Said X

Sir Burnevere: I believe it's an acronym. A word formed from the first letter of a series of words.
Sir Blaze: Oh! Like how Mumsy is always calling stepdaddy an S.O.B.
[everyone gasps]
Sir Blaze: Son of a Briton.

"Is Obama beating himself?"
— Headline from a 2012 Wall Street Journal columnnote 

"The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea — and please excuse me — that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is an eraser. I’ve done that — very loudly asked for a rubber and people have given me strange looks. That was embarrassing!"