"I'm going to flip this copy of Super Mario Advance: Yoshi's Island. *beat* It landed on its corner..."
"Alright, that's it - I'm flipping a virtual coin to make my decision. *beat* Yaugh! How does a virtual coin land on its side!?"
Rabbi: You throw a coin. Heads means: The British Empire will win the war. Tails: The Soviet Union will win.
Hitler: And what if the coin lands on its edge?
Rabbi: Oh, then France will win.
Hitler (throwing a fit): That's all that can happen?!?
Rabbi: Of course not. It could happen that G-D does a miracle and makes the coin stay in the air. - Then, Czechoslovakia will win.
— World War II era joke
Dilbert: "Call it."
Dilbert: "...That is just a coincidence."
Ratbert: "I call edge for the next 99 too."