Quotes / Heads, Tails, Edge

"I'm going to flip this copy of Super Mario Advance: Yoshi's Island. beat It landed on its corner..."

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times...suppose one day, it lands on its edge."

Rabbi: You throw a coin. Heads means: The British Empire will win the war. Tails: The Soviet Union will win.
Hitler: And what if the coin lands on its edge?
Rabbi: Oh, then France will win.
Hitler (throwing a fit): That's all that can happen?!?
Rabbi: Of course not. It could happen that G-D does a miracle and makes the coin stay in the air. - Then, Czechoslovakia will win.
World War II era joke

"There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose...what's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always come up heads or tails. Sometimes, it may never land at all..."

Dilbert: "Call it."
Ratbert: "Edge."
Dilbert: "...That is just a coincidence."
Ratbert: "I call edge for the next 99 too."
Dilbert attempting to refute his rat's claims of Psychic Powers