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Bennett The Sage: What could possibly happen with two naked people? And in water! Not just any water, but warm water!
Caption: Oh, I can think of fifty different things they can do. Sixty if you threw in a few otters.
Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre, "Welcome To The Emo Parade"

Elan: Uh, Dad? Haley and I need to go... uh... have sex.
Tarquin: Well you'll miss the big fight, but you do what you need to do.
Haley: Come on V. And bring the cat, just in case.
Tarquin: ...Huh.

Nicki: What's this? "Videodrome"?
Max: Torture. Murder.
Nicki: Sounds great.
Max: Ain't exactly sex.
Nicki: Says who?

Colin: And we call this position "Pruning the Hibiscus!"
Ryan: (stares silently for a moment, then tilts his head sideways)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?, "Episode 413"

"Alright, nice try, lady, or whatever you are. I'm supposed to think you're a nun, but I know you're really some kind of big ugly demon so let's have it. A-ha! I knew it. Big, ugly demon. Kinda sexy though, in a weird way. Hm."
Eddie Riggs, BrĂ¼tal Legend

Celestia: Woah! I'm pretty sure I made that illegal!
Ultra Fast Pony, "The Longest Engagement"

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