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Luka Modric: I learned that I'm more like a Messi type, like uh, let my football do the talking, you know.
[reveals a soccer ball puppet resembling him after his Flair 5 makeover]
Modric's puppet: I'm the best in La Liga, b[bleep]h!
[Lionel Messi gets up, pulls out his own puppet, and confronts Modric]
Messi's puppet: B[bleep]h, I'm better than you with two broken elbows!
Modric's puppet: Oh yeah? I got the trophy this year, b[bleep]h!
Messi's puppet: How many jerseys you sell this year, b[bleep]h?
Modric's puppet: A lot! How about you pay your taxes, and then we talk, b[bleep]h?

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