Halo: Combat Deformed
"I guess we should abandon ship."
— Captain Keyes, after staring at a map for fifteen minutes
"I'll have you know this wonder of God was lovingly developed by twelve years of penis pumping and jelqueing!"
— Sergeant Johnson
"EVERYBODY SMILES AT KITTENS!"
— The Master Chief, about to kick Chips Dubbo in the testicles
Halo 2 Idiots
"There was only one ship."
— The soon-to-be Arbiter, while holding up three fingers
"Oh, God! I think that last bullet bounced off my pelvic bone and went into my spleen."
— Private Dubbo, after taking a hit to the genitals once again
Rtas 'Sadumee: That stench.
Arbiter: Wasn't me.
Rtas 'Sadumee: Not that stench, moron. A worse one. I've smelled it before...
Arbiter: Wasn't me.
Rtas 'Sadumee: Not that stench, moron. A worse one. I've smelled it before...
"Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us lovers!"
— Gravemind
Chief-isms
"Holy organic donuts!"
"Sweet salamander's milk!"
"What the bunny buttersticks was that?!"
"GREAT SCUTTLEBUTT!"
"RUBBER DUCKY!"
"HOLY MOTHER OF MARY POPPINS!"
"FUUUUNKYYYY OOOOOCTOOOOP—D'OH!"
"Oh, Twinkies."
"HOLY DON KNOTTS!"
"GREAT KURT COBAIN'S GHOST!"
"SAVE ME, SPIDER-MAN!"
"Great. Caesar's. Salad."
"GREAT GRAPE GATORADE!"
"How the Velveeta am I supposed to know what top speed is?"
"GREAT GRAPE GATORADE!"
"How the Velveeta am I supposed to know what top speed is?"
"Great Arnold Schwarzenegger's wrinkled biceps!"
"WHY THE MXYZPTLK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!"
"GREAT CAN OF RAID!"
"SHAZBOT!"
"DONALD TRUMP'S UNRULY HAIR!"
"Oh, buttersticks."
"Aw, K-Fed kissing a—K…k…kiwi bird!"
"Who are those guys, and what in Wilkes-Barre are they doing here?"
