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I learnt to masturbate too, I just masturbate in 140 characters or less.

Josh Thomas on the Pope. Just about sums the show up.

This is why I don't sing on this show. I like to keep my dignity.

Mikey, wearing a SPAM tin.

The TV Hat: When you want to watch a DVD, but find yourself wearing a giant hat!

Paul McDermott

I have to admit, sometimes I'm even ashamed of myself.

Paul

Should we get the game started?

Paul. Often.

It was a shit pun and I made it shitter!

Frank Woodley

And next week is Mardi Gras in Sydney, and Carnivale in Rio, which is just like Mardi Gras, except the topless women are attractive. [...] I love all the gay people of the world. I find you all very attractive."

Paul