History Quotes / GoodMorningCrono

-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->''"[='=]'''Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!'''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should begin with [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''

->''"[='=]'''[[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]'''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should begin with [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''

->''"[='=]'''[[MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]'''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should begin with [[TropesAreNotGood two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''

->''"Lloyd Irving, wake up!"

-->-- '''Karl the Inkeep''' five freaking times in ''VideoGame/BravelyDefault'' (and [[CallBack once more]] in ''VideoGame/BravelySecond'' for good measure)

-->-- '''Karl the Inkeep''' five freaking times in ''VideoGame/BravelyDefault'' (and once more in ''VideoGame/BravelySecond'' for good measure)

-->-- '''Princess Zelda, opening lines of''' ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''

-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda [[http://www.hyrulehistoria.com Hyrule Historia]]''

->''"[='=]'''[[MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]'''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should being with [[TropesAreNotGood two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''

-> ''"[='=]'''[[MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]'''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should being with [[TropesAreNotGood two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''

-> ''"[='=]'''[[MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]'''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should being with [[TropesAreNotGood two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''\\
-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' commenting on the opening of ''VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies''

->''"The first thing you have to do is walk to the top of a hill, look around, then go all the way back down and go back to bed. The second thing you do is... Exactly the same thing. Only now, fighting the [[TheGoomba shittiest monsters]] the union had to offer. That's not [[EasingIntoTheAdventure a slow boil]], that's chucking a signal flare into a swimming pool."''\\
--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->''"[[HelloInsertNameHere Lunk]] wakes up in the middle of the night and breathes a sigh of relief. For once, he has not rolled onto the clay pots. His uncle leaves until morning, presumably to buy more [[CutAndPasteEnvironments wood and brown paint.]]"''\\
--'''''Website/SomethingAwful''''' [[http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/world-cup-zelda/ on]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast''

->''"'Is our hero always oversleeping? The opening scenes of Zelda games often show Link sleeping. Is this a way of conveying the notion of a normal person waking up to the unknown and embarking on a HerosJourney?"''\\
-- '''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Hyrule Historia'''

->''"The first thing you have to do is walk to the top of a hill, look around, then go all the way back down and go back to bed. The second thing you do is... Exactly the same thing. Only now, fighting the [[TheGoomba shittiest monsters]] the union had to offer. That's not a slow boil, that's chucking a signal flare into a swimming pool."''\\

->''"''[=EarthBound=]'' is on an ''incredibly'' slow boil. The first thing you have to do is walk to the top of a hill, look around, then go all the way back down and go back to bed. The second thing you do is... Exactly the same thing. Only now, fighting the [[TheGoomba shittiest monsters]] the union had to offer. That's not a slow boil, that's chucking a signal flare into a swimming pool."''\\

->''"''[=EarthBound=]'' is on an ''incredibly'' slow boil. The first thing you have to do is walk to the top of a hill, look around, then go all the way back down and go back to bed. The second thing you do is--! ...Exactly the same thing. Only now, fighting the [[TheGoomba shittiest monsters]] the union had to offer. That's not a slow boil, that's chucking a signal flare into a swimming pool."''\\

-> ''"[='=]'''[[MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]''[='=] Yeah. Great concept. ''Every'' game should being with [[TropesAreNotGood two minutes of some guy's mom]] trying to get him out of bed."''\\

->''"[[HelloInsertNameHere Lunk]] wakes up in the middle of the night and breathes a sigh of relief. For once, he has not rolled onto the clay pots. His uncle leaves until morning, presumably to buy more wood and brown paint."''\\

--'''''Website/SomethingAwful''''' [[http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/world-cup-zelda/ on]] ''VideoGame/TheLegedOfZeldaALinkToThePast''

->''"'Is our hero always oversleeping? The opening scenes of Zelda games often show Link sleeping. Is this a way of conveying the notion of a normal person waking up to the unknown and embarking on a HerosJourney?"''\\-- '''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Hyrule Historia'''

--> ''"'[[MostAnnoyingSound Get out of bed, John! Get out of bed!]]' Yeah. Great concept. [[TropesAreNotGood Every game should begin with two minutes of some guy's mom trying to get him out of bed.]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' commenting on the opening of ''VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies''

--> ''"'Is our hero always oversleeping? The opening scenes of Zelda games often show Link sleeping. Is this a way of conveying the notion of a normal person waking up to the unknown and embarking on a HerosJourney?"''
-->-- '''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Hyrule Historia'''

-->-- '''VideoGame/LegendOfZelda Hyrule Historia''''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' commenting on the opening of ''VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' commenting on the opening of ''PlumbersDontWearTies''